I have gone through every phase imaginable. A Dark-skinned Phase, an unjustly long Ugly Duckling Phase, one which seems to recur on a daily basis, a Graceless and Awkward phase, a Manhater phase, a perpetually Insecure Phase, the hated Fat Phase, an ongoing Oyster Cake Phase which hasn't yet rendered me any pearls in spite of the volume of Oyster Cake's i've been consuming, a permanently Immature phase, and include about 80% of phases known to mankind, or rather, womankind, at that. Though I must admit I haven't gone through a Transexual Phase yet. I have, however, even gone through a Cheesy Bestfriend Phase (which still gives me the creeps up until this very moment).

Today it's a combination of the Jealous, Green-eyed monster, and Ugly-toad Phase, one which wreathes the face reflected by the mirror in utter misery, and one which I haven't found a solution to yet because though women kiss frogs whilst turning them into princes, men don't.